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"450X_FTW" (mistermic) 01/26/2016 at 11:01 • Filed to: None

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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > 450X_FTW 01/26/2016 at 11:03

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Cue Hammond trying to start the Vincent:

450X_FTW > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/26/2016 at 11:06

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I am riding my boyhood dream- no wait

Between my legs is-no not that.

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > 450X_FTW 01/26/2016 at 11:07

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Plot-twist: the cylinders are full of rust

TheHondaBro > 450X_FTW 01/26/2016 at 11:08

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Well then... Uhh... How’s the bike?

Future next gen S2000 owner > 450X_FTW 01/26/2016 at 11:12

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I really want to go over there. Find something simple like turning on the fuel, fire it up, then grab his gf and walk up stairs.

Would be epic to see the look on both of their faces.

But it is probably fake.

BeaterGT > 450X_FTW 01/26/2016 at 11:15

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Man, I hated kicking over big bore bikes. I totally know this guy’s feels. I thought I broke my leg once kicking over a 1981 CR 450.

E92M3 > 450X_FTW 01/26/2016 at 11:20

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Roll it down a hill, bump start, then get laid.

What are you waiting for?

dietryng > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 01/26/2016 at 11:23

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plot twist: plot twist: he poured water down them himself.

450X_FTW > BeaterGT 01/26/2016 at 11:24

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Thankful for the electric start on my 450X.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > 450X_FTW 01/26/2016 at 11:26

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I don’t know... Testicles are pretty sensitive. A pussy can take a pounding. I’d rather have any amount of metaphorical vaginal fortitude over all of the metaphorical testicular fortitude in the world because it’s still not much.

Mercedes Streeter > 450X_FTW 01/26/2016 at 11:30

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Plot twist
- Woman drops by, easily starts bike.
- Gets bike, and his girlfriend. :D

Birddog > 450X_FTW 01/26/2016 at 11:34

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It’s a good thing my office is in the basement that got me laughing pretty good.

More importantly it’s a hell of a nice price. I could probably double that here.

JoshintheMT > 450X_FTW 01/26/2016 at 11:44

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My high(er) compression ‘88 CR500 was a tough one to kick, so much so that I broke the kickstarter right off of it. But once running, so many torques!

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 01/26/2016 at 11:53

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atfsgeoff > 450X_FTW 01/26/2016 at 12:14

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This is like the motorcycle equivalent to the Sword in the Stone, or Thor’s Hammer.

Whosoever kickstarts this bike, if he be worthy, shall possess the girlfriend of its owner.

bingham123 > 450X_FTW 01/26/2016 at 12:23

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the only time i rode a cr500 i used a car to “bump” start it, 5 minutes later i stalled it and had to kick it up...... cue a broken ankle and knee, then i dropped the bike on my other leg. was stuck under that bike for half an hour.

dietryng > Mercedes Streeter 01/26/2016 at 12:48

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plot twist : twist: guy has been doing everything in his power to get rid of psycho stalker girlfriend.

yamahog > 450X_FTW 01/26/2016 at 12:52

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Someone tell that poor man that there is a different section of CL to post to if he wants a cuckhold fantasy fulfilled.